why is this so unfailingly funny every single time
I don’t think Florida’s even a real place anymore.
a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
do you see the problem with this
a female celebrity JUMPS INTO THE OCEAN TO RESCUE HER CHILD AND NANNY
and is mocked and ridiculed for a wardrobe malfunction
The fear in his eyes omg
That look that just says sit the fuck down son, I’m about to tell you a war story.
That is horror in it’s purest form.
And I was thinking it was an arm all this time
This picture has ruined my life
how do u even start dating your crush how does that happen to someone
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.