harpyhormones:

doctorfreak:

this is absolutely sending me

hell of a way to learn ur a vampire

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

cipheramnesia:

But if we teach children at home for a year they might realize they aren’t required to adhere to a rigid authoritarian structure of learning!

But if we teach children from home for a year, we might need to provide for basic human resources to do so!

But if we teach children at home for a year, the internet might have to become a public utility!

luigitornado:

carnival-phantasm:

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

sonic-wildfire:

twitblr:

Protesting is a FELONY in Tennessee now…Facism at it’s finest (x)

I’m sorry, but people need to know this. This is LITERALLY the most blatant telltale sign of totalitarianism and this needs to be spread like wildfire.

DO NOT LOOK AWAY.

catsbeaversandducks:

thenatsdorf:

Ekekekekekek compilation.

IMPORTANT

writingmyselfintoanearlygrave:

writing-prompt-s:

One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?

In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.

abiggaynerd:

I’ve never seen Hannibal but I think the plot is “what if your therapist ate people and also wanted to fuck u” Or something 

geniusoflove:

an-american-whore:

geniusoflove:

proheromidoriyashouto:

geniusoflove:

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove……

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

sunshine-tattoo:

the-bright-path-deactivated2021:

speaking as a Jewish person, this is incredibly important to me.

Christians in my experience know very little about the culture that is found within the stories of the old testament.

All of our stories are deeply rooted in the time and place that they occured.

Leviticus, for example, was when the Greeks were exploring and coming into contact with us.

They had a tradition of adult men having sexual relationships with boys (ages 12 to 17) as a form of mentorship.

The Hebrew people were like “uh no? Fucking gross.” Thus it ended up in our holy texts.

Sodem and gamorah is a big one too.

The smiting that happened there wasn’t because of homosexuality, but rather the nonstop eating, drinking, and fucking to the point of ruin.

Basically everyone was so busy with pleasure that the rest of the aspects of life no longer mattered to them. this was both a spiritual disaster and a very literal one for people outside the city who depended on it for goods and services.

so the two stories that Christians hold as anti gay evidence can be summed up in two parts:

- Pedophilia is fucking evil.

- You can’t be selfish and just party all the time because then your community will fall apart.

So yeah we have never seen gay stuff as bad and neither did your homie Jesus.

also. We have words in Hebrew for several different genders and many scholars believe that King David was gay.

Peace out, fuckos.

hutchj:

kisu-no-hi:

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

Did you mean: parents

odinsblog:

Imagine being so racist and so comfortable in your white privilege that you actually say this aloud to black customers.

disc0dracula:

stayg0lden323:

SURVIVED ALL THAT RAW SEX JUS TO DIE FROM UNPROTECTED HANDSHAKES

this post is still hilarious 

serialreblogger:

i hate fae rules

nothingeverlost:

adampvrrish:

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

The way Sokka and Aang look in legend of korra has always bothered me and I just realized it’s because they weren’t drawn with their wide noses :(

It’s been 5 months and I was thinkin about this again

like,, it’s not perfect but they look a little bit more like themselves when they don’t have white-people noses

bringing this back since atla is getting popular again and I’m already seeing lots of people drawing the characters with skinny little white people noses 😔

narkinafive: